What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ soars in box office debut with $83.7 million, beating ‘Lilo & Stitch’ - AP News

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

Why is the First Amendment referred to as a right to free speech instead of an immunity from punishment for one's words, regardless of their truthfulness?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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